Superhero Media: Dragon Ball Z - Bardock The Father of Goku

A true hero is only as good as their origin, and as Goku is just an obvious rip-off of Superman, more information was needed to distance the two, so Bardock The Father of Goku was birthed from the minds of the series writers for Dragon Ball Z. So Bardock, as an expanded character with his own mythos that crosses film and video games, is pretty unnecessary, not really adding anything to the broader franchise, but that doesn't make Bardock The Father of Goku much less entertaining. The narrative needs to do some major calisthenics to get anything happening, I mean, Bardock gets the gift of prophecy just so that he can see clips of Dragon Ball and DBZ and react to them, that's some convenient writing right there. This happens, of course, because the only real story to tell is in the contrast between father and son, with the brutal Sayian warrior who kills without a thought eventually becoming proud of the hero his son will grow up to be. 

Interestingly, much of the narrative of Bardock The Father of Goku takes place over a few hours, perhaps a couple of days, whilst this fits with other DBZ films, which mostly cover a single fight, it doesn't give us much time to get to know Bardock as a person. True, he's even less deep that Goku, who has all the personality of a Golden Age video game character (essentially none), but Bardock does go on a journey of sorts, coming around to a different point of view, even if it does take major spoilers for DBZ to do it. Although it's always good to see Sayain Great Apes again, most of the fights in Bardock The Father of Goku aren't all that interesting, as the power level needs to be carefully managed; the one peak is when Bardock takes out several Freiza Elites by fighting smart, but it's over all too quick. Of course Bardock can't fight the actual antagonist of the film, Freiza, because we already know how powerful he is and the anticlimax would be disappointing. 

As much as I find Bardock Father of Goku middling at best, I kind of wish there were more DBZ films like it, in that they could explore more of the setting outside of the Z Fighters and Earth. Yes, the series has, and continues to visit new worlds and places, but they are only seen through the eyes of Goku and friends. Stories of the Great Drought on Namek or the rise of the Frost dynasty are waiting to be told and may allow aspiring writers to try out new things without impinging upon the existing setting all that much. There's a whole universe out there to explore, and sometimes the less known corners can hide the best narrative gems. The games and Anime have introduced a multiverse of possibilities, and I'd like to see it filled out more in the future.

Spider-Man Mini Campaign - Planning

As I am still somehow struggling to get some decent superhero cards up and running, and it has been quite a while since my last "Rulebook" article, I thought I could show people how it is I get a game (or in this case, campaign) up and running. Hopefully it's instructive and you can start planning your own games based on how mine go.

The Death of Spider-Man
Years ago, with my original "Champions of the Omniverse" TSR Marvel Superheroes RPG, one character, Spider-Strike had a fun little background that stuck with me, being an "Edgy 90s" version of Spider-Man that took over for a while after Spidey's death, ala The Death of Superman. It was a fun joke that sat in the back of my head for years, and was slowly added to as new ideas occurred to me. Coincidentally, I also really got into converting Heroclix to make unavailable characters and home-brewed ones, expanding my options greatly and offering opportunities for unique characters still in the mold of existing settings.

The concept behind my "Death of Spider-Man" mini-campaign is pretty straightforward, really, as the entire process is an obvious pastiche of The Death of Superman, so my framework is already done, and I just need to plug in the Spider-Man related details. Let's start with the easy part, who will replace the main players in the original story?

Well, Spider-Man is our obvious Superman stand-in, here the 616 Peter Parker version (more on that later) because he's almost as iconic as Kal-El, and that lets us spin this out to alternate Spider-Men and Spider-People when we get to the big blow-out at the end. Next, we pretty much have to consider Doomsday, a lame character to be sure, but necessary for the narrative. Where I've settled is "Venogoblin" (pictured above, 3rd from the right), a version of Norman Osborn who thought it would be a great idea to mix the Goblin Formula with some Simbiote he had lying around, turning himself into a rampaging monster that Spidey dies trying to stop. We'll be running into a "Reign of the Spider-Men" story, so we'll also be needing Eradicator, Superboy, Steel and Cyborg Superman analogs; enter Spider-Strike (or is Spider-Stryk more '90s?), Octo-Spider, Spider-Slayer and, um, Cyborg Spider-Man. Look, I opened him in a booster, ok?

More on these characters later, but yeah, Spider-Strike is an edgy, '90s take on Spider-Man, with too many pouches and combat pants, he also probably uses an awkward slang phrase too much. Octo-Spider is actually intended to be Flash Thompson, using an experimental mobility harness made by Otto Octavius that he has stolen and weaponised. As usual, this Flash went to war and was injured, and is a huge Spidey fan, so his death would encourage him to get out and try and take his place. Steel Spider would probably be a better idea here, but as Heroclix haven't made one, I decided to make something up myself. Finally, yes, that's meant to be J Jonah Jameson inside the Spider-Slayer, affected enough by the death of Spider-Man, and the revelation that it was Peter Parker, a close confidant for years, he has broken his Slayer out of storage and is doing the best to undo the damage his papers have caused over the years.

Naturally, some of my Spidey villains will be playing a part as well, either as "dressing" in some scenarios, or for the various "Spider-Men" to fight in some games. You'll notice a lack of some famous faces here, but that's deliberate, and we'll get onto it in a later entry.

I've also long been a fan of the idea of Spider-Man side characters getting to do their own thing as a team, like the Slingers or Silver Sable's Wild Pack, the latter being my inspiration for the above, work-in-progress team.

So far the plan is to run say, 4-6 games, mostly small ones, but maybe a big blow-out at the end with a kind of Spider-Verse deal happening, if I can get enough Spider-people ready. At this stage, the end of the campaign is pretty far away, so I'm comfortable with it being a little vague right now. By the time I get going, things should be worked out, but right now I don't need every detail covered, and getting bogged down is just going to delay things further. Next time, we'll break down the scenarios and how I plan to link them together.

Superhero Media: Spider-Man Far From Home

I remember that a few of my friends that are more casual in their approach to the Marvel Cinematic Universe elected to not see Spider-Man Far From Home promptly, not because they weren't interested in the film, but because they didn't want an ending to "Wave 3" that wasn't Avengers Endgame. Whilst I get this kind of thinking, I personally found that Far From Home was exactly what I needed after the series of emotional spikes that was Endgame. Although there is an arc to Far From Home and Peter does grow as a character, the stakes aren't world-ending and most of the film is just fun to watch. This is Spider-Man we're talking about after all, not Thor or Captain Marvel. In fact, that Peter has been anointed by Tony Stark to be his successor, but lacks the experience and maturity needed to so much as want the role, is a major narrative theme of the film, and works really well as a bookend to the events of Infinity War and Endgame. For all the "great power" stuff that Spider-Man is about, it can be easy to forget that he is a teenager and sometimes he just wants to be a kid for a little while, rather than fighting aliens or a moron in an animal-themed costume. 

The cast, once again, is brilliant, the kids are great and I can't wait to see what they do with the rest of their acting careers, but Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio may be some of the best casting the MCU has done since everyone in Black Panther. For all the crap he's got as an actor, Gyllenhaal has decent chops, and does a great borderline prima donna when his plan starts to unravel. As someone who has been reading Spider-Man comics as long as he can remember, as much as I want to see most of the classic villains on the big screen, the long-form stories that made them great in the first place don't always translate well to a three-act film structure, like Chameleon taking months to reveal himself or Mysterio posing as Peter's therapist to drive him insane. Far From Home does one the better jobs in memory of adapting a character with a huge backstory and changing it enough to fit a new narrative, but keeping enough of what worked in the comics. Although straining the CGI at times, the "madness corridor" sequence in Berlin is pure vintage Mysterio adapted for the MCU. 

Possibly best of all, JK Simmons is back as J Jonah Jameson, even if it's only for a few minutes. Ok, that's a little hyperbolic, but it was exactly the fan punch that Far From Home needed with the passing of Stan Lee. Like it or not, it's the younger stars that will lead the MCU forward into Wave 4 and beyond and Spider-Man will likely be at the forefront for a little while to come. Personally, I'm hoping Peter can take over Stark Industries after his solo films are done and become something of a mentor figure to even younger heroes we haven't seen yet, only breaking out the tights for the crossovers. That would allow Tom Holland to do other things and still keep a toe in, like Thor sticking around because Chris Hemsworth doesn't seem to get too many good roles for some reason. As of the time of writing (September 2020), this catches me up with all of the released MCU films, with no release date for Black Widow in sight. Going back over these films, even the ones I don't like all that much, has been a great experience and I think I'll be doing it more often. Certainly I need to get more watches of Thor Ragnarok and Ant-Man and The Wasp in.

The Pitch: The Legend of Zelda - Hero of Time

Ok, so last time we covered just why two Legend of Zelda games from the 2000s are still on my mind way too often more than twenty years later, now let's get to the real meat of what I wanted to say. Up until Tears of the Kingdom, Zelda titles really didn't have direct sequels to speak of, so although I've wanted a third installment for the Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask series, I've never dared to hope much and kept my ideas for how I would write such a game pretty private. Even though I've had a title in mind for almost all that time.

The Legend of Zelda: Hero of Time

Ok, first things first, this is pretty much pure fantasy, even more so than my usual "The Pitch" articles. As a published author, it's not inconceivable that something I write one day will get big and I end up doing more professional writing, which could include film work. It's really fucking unlikely, I'll admit, but not utterly impossible. Writing a major Nintendo release however? Yeah, good luck. I'm not here to cirticise Nintendo's fan-management, but given that I'm not a Japanese games developer already, let's just say they're not interested in anything I have to say, or ever will. Which is fine, I doubt too many hardcore Zelda fans will like my take on this anyway.

As my background is in prose and not really interactive media, I'm working with a three-act structure for Hero of Time, because, honestly, it's a good way to build a story, for almost every medium. For the fans in the gods, this will be a direct sequel to Majora's Mask, with the Link featured being the very same, though now-adult (or late teens, really), and having essentially continued running for the intervening years. This Link is still haunted by his past, but not to the "brutal and damaged" state, this is a Legend of Zelda game, we're keeping things PG. We'll break it down more below, but the three acts are essentially, 'The Journey Home', 'Saving Hyrule' and 'The Dark World'. Although, being a video game, players can wander back and forth pretty much at will, the idea is to delineate each act visually as well as geographically.

I actually like a good opening cinematic, so we'll be going all-out for Hero of Time, with a voice-over from Zelda explaining the history of Link, how he traveled through time to save Hyrule, but couldn't just be a child again and left, saving Termina on his way out into the world. But the evil didn't stay sealed, leaking into the land slowly as the years crept by, the Sages not even noticing until it was too late. Queen Zelda took it upon herself to battle the darkness, but was lost in the wastes West of Hyrule. In desperation, the remaining sages sent out the fairy, Navi, to seek the long-lost Hero of Time. Opening credits.

The game begins in a small coastal village, deliberately reminiscent of Windwaker but not specifically anywhere from the game, as we're not tying directly into anything other Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. Navi finds a now-adult link wandering the shore and has to convince him to return to Hyrule to help Zelda, which he is reluctant to do at first, trauma being like that and all. Of course Link agrees in the end and the reunited companions have to head back to Hyrule. As this version of Link is by now a seasoned adventurer, he'll actually be starting out with some equipment, rather than having to gather it as he normally does. Nothing special, just a sword, shield, bow and bomb bag, everything else will come over the course of the adventure. The first part of the game is a mountain range that Link has to cross, basically it's a chance to learn the controls, try out the equipment and gather a few Heart Containers, but it will also discourage players from wandering back to the first town, as there's not all that much there to see.

Link emerges from the mountains in northern Termina, we get a nice sweeping shot of the HD version of the landscape which, yes, will be bigger and more detailed than it was in Majora's Mask, this is a sequel, not a remake. Before he can move into Hyrule, Link has to revisit some of the important locations in Termina, find some treasures and help people out, places like the Great Bay, Clock Town and the Moon. Again, this isn't a remake, so it's not the same dungeons and quests as Majora's Mask, but we get to see the characters of the games ten or so years on like we did in Ocarina of Time. This section of the game will be substantial, with Link needing to get some items, defeat some bosses and getting his hands on the Ocarina of Time, with which (and the Song of Soaring) introduces our fast travel mechanic. If, at this stage, the player can be bothered returning on foot to the starting area, there will be a nice little bonus, like some equipment or a new mask.

What's that? Yeah, we're doing masks again. Not to a Majora's Mask extent, but some old favorites like the Bunny Hood, Deku Mask and even the Fierce Deity and Majora's Masks will pop up, but more on them later. After gathering what he needs from Termina, Link can depart to the next area of the game, and the next act, Hyrule. Much like in Ocarina of Time, Hyrule is a nightmare kingdom of darkness and monsters, with the few living survivors hiding in towns and settlements. From townsfolk and people from his past, Link uncovers information about what has happened; a new dark force came from the Desert, Zelda went to fight it and was never seen again. No one knows anything specific, but the Sages, when Link finds them, push him to get the Master Sword and go confront the evil, rescue the Queen, etc. Some of the Sages are in or near the Ocarina of Time dungeons, but the player doesn't need to clear all of them again, maybe just the good ones for fun, though with some expanded sequences.

What Link really needs to recover the Master Sword is, of course, the three Spiritual Stones, so it's off to the Great Deku Tree, Dododongo's Cavern and Zora's Domain (Jabujabu is dead from the pollution, so I'm guessing Ruto hid it in the Ice Cavern or Water Temple). Each of these locations will be reminiscent of how they appeared in Ocarina of Time, but still very different, remember, this is not a remake. There will be a dream sequence, however, after Link has found the Spiritual Stones that takes the player through a full 64-bit dungeon made up of iconic bits of Ocarina of Time, just as a nice bit of fan-service, though it dumps Link in the Temple of Time and he can finally pull the Master Sword. Also in terms of fan-service, the various songs from Ocarina of Time will mostly still work, and if the player can figure them out without Link "learning" them, they work. Like the magic spells in the old Ultima games.

Finally, Link can head into the Haunted Wasteland to confront the great evil that is destroying Hyrule. He finds that the Gerudo Fortress has been destroyed and all the Gerudo killed, probably being told this by the ghost of Nabooru, and the wasteland is now more reminiscent of the Dark World from Link to the Past, a surreal nightmare of darkness more so than a traditional landscape. In this section of the game, Link will pretty much be battling nasty monsters, finding the last few items he needs to complete the game and clearing a couple of dungeons to make his way to the final boss. This is probably where he finds things like Majora's Mask and the Gold Bracers, really building up that Link is about to take on the biggest foe he's ever faced. This section of the game should ideally be pretty difficult, at least for a Zelda game, though there's a Great Fairy's Fountain just before the Boss, so that players can go in at full health, and probably with Nayrue's Love now in their arsenal.

Can't really go any further with this without dropping the big reveal; the villain is Princess Zelda. After ascending to the throne and having the influence to learn more about the Triforce and the whole cosmogonic cycle that she, Ganon and Link are destined to repeat for eternity. Wanting to break that cycle, Zelda used her magic to kill Gannondorf (who has been imprisoned since the end of Ocarina of Time) and steal the Triforce of Power from him. Of course, power corrupts, so it wasn't long before Zelda wanted to get her hands on the Triforce of Courage in Link as well, so she starts to destroy Hyrule to lure the Hero of Time back. In an attempt to subvert the cycle, Zelda has merely shifted her role within it, becoming Ganon while Link remains the hero and someone, probably Saria, Ruto or Nabooru, in the Triforce of Wisdom Role. To finish the game, the player, and Link, have to save Hyrule by killing Princess Zelda.

I'm typically a bit down on massive boss fights in video games, but the Link/Zelda fight should be pretty long and cover multiple parts, just maybe let players save and quit between sections? I don't know why more games don't do that? Link will have to use everything in his arsenal to defeat Zelda, as she's still part good, so the Master Sword doesn't do the full job, and even the Fierce Deity Mask can't quite bring down an sorceress with two Triforce sections. In order to strike the killing blow, Link has only one choice; put on Majora's Mask. Link gets to throw around some serious power for a few rounds with the mask on, but what we're really building to is a sequence where Link, as Majora, has to travel to the moon, meet the Moon Children again, and, tragically, crash the moon into Zelda to kill her. With this act, as well as narratively tying up the previous two games, Link destroys Zelda, the Triforce, and himself, closing the cycle begun in the Deku Tree so many years ago and moving on to the next rotation. Although this is a sad ending, there is reference to games that happen in the "future" of the timeline and reinforcement of the Campbell-esque ideas of mythic cycles at the core of the series.

Hero of Time is a story of gods and epic destiny, but also is very human, with Link's trauma being a big driving force for the narrative as well as the whole mythology thing. In fact, with some clever writing, Link's 'silent protagonist' status could actually be played to make him seen withdrawn and reluctant, rather than just shy. The game echoes both Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, but is it's own thing, think more like the 8-Bit sections and Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey than Kirby's Adventure Wii. And, well, I'm done? I'm not a video game designer, I'm a writer (and psychotherapist and some other stuff), so the above has been an exercise in storytelling, not game design. And also the main point was to get this out of my head where it's been rattling around for a couple of decades. Hope you enjoyed the ride, but it's back to superheroes next time.

Supehero Media: Deadpool 2

As much as I didn't expect the first Deadpool to be as good as it was, Deadpool 2 doesn't really have any business being as good as it is; which is somehow better than the first. It's kind of not a fair comparison, as Deadpool was a small-budget experiment that was only dragged into release by a fan backlash, whereas Deadpool 2 has all the money and backing to be as big and bold as it wants. Taking on the broader superhero film industry, but the X-Men series especially, Deadpool 2 is actually a deconstructionist parody that angry nerds on the internet claimed they wanted, but seemed all to quick to dismiss. Funny that. When Wade Wilson's freewheeling mercenary lifestyle catches up with him, Vanessa dies tragically and he attempts to kill himself over and over before being rescued by Colossus. Attempting to join the X-Men alongside Negasonic Teenage Warhead and her girlfriend, Surge, Deadpool soon goes rogue to save Firefist, a teenage mutant played brilliantly by Julian Dennison, the best thing to come out of New Zealand since my ex-girlfriend. 

Rather than focus strictly on the story, Deadpool 2 bounces around themes and set-up scenes to tell all the jokes it wants, often at the expense of narrative, even spending a reasonable proportion of the second act setting up an extended tease for an "X-Force" film that was never intended to exist. For such a goofy film, a lot of smart choices went into making Deadpool 2, from not overly expanding the cast or premise, to not repeating too many jokes and bringing us more satire. One of my favourite lines is "So dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?", not just because it was funny, but because back in my younger days when superhero films were less ubiquitous, Marvel Comics were considered to be the "darker" take on superhero comics. Even contemporary film-making itself, as a process, gets a jab or two, and not just in the credits, the "Holy S*** Balls" track which plays over the score when Juggernaut attacks is a masterpiece of satire; how many vocal choir themes have played over villain entrances in films for the past decade? 

I think the genre needs more films like Deadpool 2, and no, I don't mean films with an R rating, fourth wall breaks or even Deadpool himself (though I'm hanging out for the third entry). We need more superhero films with this much thought put into them for something beyond references and franchise connective tissue. Yes, the pop culture drops flow thick and fast in Deadpool 2, but for me the takeaways are Negasonic being queer and it being a big deal to no one and not played for titillation, Colossus somehow having a more compelling arc than most characters in other X-Men films and Dopinder having his own journey of violence and death quietly in the background. Oh, I forgot to mention in both my Deadpool and Mighty Med reviews that Karan Soni has a small recurring role in Mighty Med and now I want a MCU crossover even more. Yes, I'm sick of the fans, and convention Deadpool cosplayers and all the rest that comes along with the success of these films, but I still can't help but love them all the same. The X-Men series may have only produced a half-dozen good films over two plus decades, but if that's what it took to get Logan and Deadpool 2 back-to-back, maybe it was all worth it?

Miniatures Finished: Blood in the Machine

After a while and quite a few games, I have finally finished 19 Renegade Robots for Judge Dredd Miniatures Game. As I tend to enjoy doing, I've pulled the gang from a variety of sources and, to keep it in a very 2000AD style, I've opted for a variety of colours rather than a unifying scheme.

The complete gang, named after the Brian Merchant book, just in case anyone was wondering how I was going to work a leftist reference into another miniatures game. I can't imagine that I'll ever have a reason to put all of them on the table at once, but I like having options, you never know where a campaign is going to end up.

My demolition droids, including my usual Gang Leader, Haro-2-Goodbye. Haro is Necromunda Ambot legs and arms on a Gunpla Haro (1/12 scale) and the other is a Pacific Rim Heroclix repaint.

Combat Droids, converted Eureka Miniatures in the front, with Mantic behind, flanked by two D&D Warforged Monks. I like the idea of kung-fu robots. And the JDMG rules actually let me make that kind of character, so that's fun.

Junkers, both converted D&D miniatures. If I expand the gang, I would likely get more Junkers, as they're cheap fodder that are also surprisingly tough on the table.

Servo Droids form the backbone of the gang, being fairly affordable and almost as tough as a Judge. Mine are mostly converted Star Wars Legion models, excepting the back left, which is another D&D blind box find. I could also maybe do with another couple of these, but I'm waiting to find the right models. 

Minibots, the 'cheap filler' for the gang that can take barely any equipment and tend to get taken out fast in a fight. The other cheap option is Robodogs, which I have a few of through Necromunda, but am yet to figure out how to make the best use of them in the game.

I've also been working on some terrain specifically for JDMG, as can be seen with the garbage pile above. The tower is for Necromunda, but might work for Dredd as well, we'll see how it all pans out. I'm trying to let this project happen organically, rather than building a specific army or table like I do now; go a bit oldschool I guess, with just a collection of stuff that works together. We'll see how it goes, I think my next focus will be my Street Gang.